Rašliava Post Factum: Yamaha Dellivare

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Geriau jau buciau isigijes Yamaha

Konversacija Tamaros servise mieste uz poliarinio rato (special for Vytautas: man labai labai atrodo, kad mano siauriausias pasiektas taskas yra toj pacioj platumoj kaip Zariechinskas, pomnish?:)):

(anei lietuviu anglu, anei svedu anglu kalbos netaisytos, red.past)

L: Hello.

T: Hey!

L: I have some problems with my motorcycle, it's not Yamaha, but  it has two wheels anyway, can you fix it?

T: ...

L: It's KTM

T: Ohhh!

L: Could you check what's wrong with it?

T: What's wrong with it?

L: Well... Something with ignition, I suspect faulty ignition coil or CDI unit.

T: Problem is we are Yamaha dealers...

L: I know.. But you have hi-end diagnostic tools.. (blefuojam)

T: Well yes, but it's special yamaha tools.. (blefuoja). And we do not stock any Ktm parts... (bl lyg as nesuprasciau).

L: If you could find the faulty part I would get it by post from Ktm dealer.

T: Well we do not have repair manuals for Ktms, if we had we could measure voltage (pzdc, as tyliu).

L: I have Ktm repair manual in my PDA right here, can I copy it to your PC?

T: I would suggest you to contact the nearest Ktm dealer, I think there is one in Lueeerwfsxv (pasnekovas miesto pavadinimo nesuprato), it's only 25 swedish miles away from here (kas per xnia yra svediska mylia as suzinojau diena anksciau. Svedas gali buti tiek naglas, kad savo mylia vadintu 10km! Taigi iki liuliaaagfv whetever yra 250km.)

L: Thank you for your help.

I should have probably bought Yamaha instead..

T: yeee, probably.:)))))

L: Bye bye. (mintyse: Eik nx)

T: Good luck (mintyse: lukisofa munkijora episode ktmishen personen,fak u)